Saturday, May 5, 2007

HAPPY B-DAY




spam


(the quasi-meat, not the digital junk-mail)


is 70 years old.


every couple of years i relive my childhood


and fry up a slice or 2.


my kids won't eat it


because it scares the crap out of them.


anyway, help them celebrate 70 glorious years


as america's favorite pseudo-meat


by mailing a pound or two to your favorite uncle.












-r2

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